well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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