The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
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How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
God I need to hump something, right now.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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