brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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