$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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