he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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