i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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