We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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