It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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