Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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