Tell her she can't have a vagina
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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