I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
