The police scanner is talking about you again....
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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