in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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