Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
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Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
send nudes
from the living room?
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