oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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