Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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