He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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