He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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