You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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