Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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