I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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