So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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