Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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