whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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