What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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