how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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