Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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