It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished