are you so shy because you have an std?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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