? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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