Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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