just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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