My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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