I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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