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• (718): View more from New York

  3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.

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• (619): View more from California

  guys are not supposed to queef...right?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?

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• (516): View more from New York

  Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  That dog was the best thing i ever touched

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...

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  YOU ARE MY HERO

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  He came all over her clothes we have to leave

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