i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?