He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed