let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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