i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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