yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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