Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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