Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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