If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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