shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.