It's a beautiful day for a hangover
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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