Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage