white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.