if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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