omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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