direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
The uberlube is also flammable
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
