So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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