gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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