so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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