yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
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Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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