it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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