Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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