He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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