Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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