The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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