hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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